Difference between revisions of "Cuddlypets"

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The creatrix of the horrors was [[Evelyn E. Smith|Evelyn Smith]].  
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The creatrix of the horrors was [[Evelyn E. Smith|Evelyn Smith]].<ref>[[Dick Eney]] got that wrong. In fact, Cuddlypets were created by [[R. Bretnor]] and [[Kris Neville]] in their story “Gratitude Guaranteed” (''[[F&SF]]'', [https://archive.org/details/Fantasy_Science_Fiction_v005n02_1953-08 August 1953]), which featured such jingles as:<p>Cuddlypets are clean and tidy,<br>Cuddlypets don’t need a didy.<br>Junior’s ooky? Junior’s wet?<br>Trade him for a CUDD-LEE-PET!</ref>
 
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[[Dick Eney]] got that wrong. In fact, Cuddlypets were created by [[R. Bretnor]] and [[Kris Neville]] in their story “Gratitude Guaranteed” (''[[F&SF]]'', [https://archive.org/details/Fantasy_Science_Fiction_v005n02_1953-08 August 1953]), which featured such jingles as:
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Cuddlypets are clean and tidy,<br>Cuddlypets don’t need a didy.<br>Junior’s ooky? Junior’s wet?<br>Trade him for a CUDD-LEE-PET!
 
  
 
[[Phyllis Economou]] sent this version in a [[loc]] to ''[[Grue]]'' 20 ([https://www.fanac.org/fanzines/Grue/Grue20.pdf Spring 1954]):
 
[[Phyllis Economou]] sent this version in a [[loc]] to ''[[Grue]]'' 20 ([https://www.fanac.org/fanzines/Grue/Grue20.pdf Spring 1954]):
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   Just give me a Cuddlee-MAN!!
 
   Just give me a Cuddlee-MAN!!
  
See [[Poetry]].
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See [[Poetry]], [[Creatures of Fandom]].
  
  

Latest revision as of 23:24, 20 September 2023

From Fancyclopedia 2, ca. 1959
A fannish verse-fad set off, like many of our gags, by a stfyarn. Cuddlypets were animals tamed by artificial stimulation of their affection-centers, but the thing that fans went for was the advertising-verse used by salesmen of this peculiar merchandise. Below is a sample of a fannish adaptation.
Lately Cuddly-Crocodile 
Rivals Cuddly-Lion in style; 
Modern fashion doesn't bar 
A Cuddly-Tyrannosaur!
From Fancyclopedia 2 Supplement, ca. 1960
The creatrix of the horrors was Evelyn Smith.[1]

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  1. Dick Eney got that wrong. In fact, Cuddlypets were created by R. Bretnor and Kris Neville in their story “Gratitude Guaranteed” (F&SF, August 1953), which featured such jingles as:

    Cuddlypets are clean and tidy,
    Cuddlypets don’t need a didy.
    Junior’s ooky? Junior’s wet?
    Trade him for a CUDD-LEE-PET!

Phyllis Economou sent this version in a loc to Grue 20 (Spring 1954):

You can have your Cuddlee-beast
  Cuddlee-cougar tempts me least.
All I ask, please, if you can
  Just give me a Cuddlee-MAN!!

See Poetry, Creatures of Fandom.



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