Difference between revisions of "Cuddlypets"

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  Modern fashion doesn't bar  
 
  Modern fashion doesn't bar  
 
  A Cuddly-Tyrannosaur!  
 
  A Cuddly-Tyrannosaur!  
 
 
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The creatrix of the horrors was [[Evelyn E. Smith|Evelyn Smith]].  
 
The creatrix of the horrors was [[Evelyn E. Smith|Evelyn Smith]].  
 
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In fact, Cuddlypets were created by [[R. Bretnor]] and [[Kris Neville]] in their story “Gratitude Guaranteed” (''[[F&SF]]'', [https://archive.org/details/Fantasy_Science_Fiction_v005n02_1953-08 August 1953]), which featured such jingles as:
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Cuddlypets are clean and tidy,<br>Cuddlypets don’t need a didy.<br>Junior’s ooky? Junior’s wet?<br>Trade him for a CUDD-LEE-PET!
  
[[Phyllis Economou]] sent this one in a [[loc]] to ''Grue'' 20:
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[[Phyllis Economou]] sent this version in a [[loc]] to ''[[Grue]]'' 20 ([https://www.fanac.org/fanzines/Grue/Grue20.pdf Spring 1954]):
 
  You can have your Cuddlee-beast
 
  You can have your Cuddlee-beast
 
   Cuddlee-cougar tempts me least.
 
   Cuddlee-cougar tempts me least.

Revision as of 10:49, 12 November 2021

From Fancyclopedia 2, ca. 1959
A fannish verse-fad set off, like many of our gags, by a stfyarn. Cuddlypets were animals tamed by artificial stimulation of their affection-centers, but the thing that fans went for was the advertising-verse used by salesmen of this peculiar merchandise. Below is a sample of a fannish adaptation.
Lately Cuddly-Crocodile 
Rivals Cuddly-Lion in style; 
Modern fashion doesn't bar 
A Cuddly-Tyrannosaur!
From Fancyclopedia 2 Supplement, ca. 1960
The creatrix of the horrors was Evelyn Smith.

In fact, Cuddlypets were created by R. Bretnor and Kris Neville in their story “Gratitude Guaranteed” (F&SF, August 1953), which featured such jingles as:

Cuddlypets are clean and tidy,
Cuddlypets don’t need a didy.
Junior’s ooky? Junior’s wet?
Trade him for a CUDD-LEE-PET!

Phyllis Economou sent this version in a loc to Grue 20 (Spring 1954):

You can have your Cuddlee-beast
  Cuddlee-cougar tempts me least.
All I ask, please, if you can
  Just give me a Cuddlee-MAN!!

See Poetry.


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