Philadelphia Blitzkrieg

From Fancyclopedia 1, ca. 1944

The Philadelphia Blitzkrieg took place in July 1940. Philadelphians had had the responsibility of getting out the June mailing but lacked interest enough to do so. So, Speer having secured the Panzerkampfwagen, the Washington Vigilante Three (Speer, Perdue, and Rothman) drove to the Big Slum and looked up Bob Madle. OE Agnew, fergawdsake, was at a church institute on the outskirts, but the four went after him and got permission for Washington to put out the mailing and to get the material from the Agnew home. This was done the next day, and the mailing issued soon afterward.