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The formal name given to the only [[fannish]] affliction that is worse than [[gafia]]. It is less formally known as '''fallen armpits'''.  At one time it was suspected of being spread by infected [[mimeograph stencils]].   It has no symptoms whatsoever, making it very difficult to diagnose.
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A [[fannish]] affliction that causes falling of the armpits.  At one time, it was suspected of spreading infected [[mimeograph stencils]] or excess [[mimeo]] cranking. However, the ailment first arose in the [[hectograph]] era and has persisted into the electronic age.
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There is no known cure, though copious quantities of [[blog]] have been known to keep the symptoms at bay — or at least to keep victims from feeling the pain.  
  
On the other hand, the only known cure, drinking [[blog]], is worse than the disease itself but better than [[gafia]] and about on a par with the [[Fannish Inquisition]] or death by strangulation or even the Mahler 9th.
 
  
 
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See also: [[Stigwort's Disease]].
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Revision as of 06:26, 24 November 2020

A fannish affliction that causes falling of the armpits. At one time, it was suspected of spreading infected mimeograph stencils or excess mimeo cranking. However, the ailment first arose in the hectograph era and has persisted into the electronic age.

There is no known cure, though copious quantities of blog have been known to keep the symptoms at bay — or at least to keep victims from feeling the pain.


From Fancyclopedia 2, ca. 1959
(MFS) The ultimate in afflictions of any nature, possibly synonymous with falling of the armpits.
From Fancyclopedia 1, ca. 1944
(MFS) - The ultimate in afflictions of any nature.

See also: Stigwort's Disease.



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