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The best of these four-line verses have a completely absurd counterpoint between the first couplet and the product promoted in the last; a rhyme scheme of ''abccb'', with an internal rhyme in the third line; and, ideally, do not rely on a preposition to begin the final line.  
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The best of these four-line [[poetry|verses]] have a completely absurd counterpoint between the first couplet and the product promoted in the last; a rhyme scheme of ''abccb'', with an internal rhyme in the third line; and, ideally, do not rely on a preposition to begin the final line.  
  
 
In the 1980s, [[Harry Turner]] [http://www.htspweb.co.uk/fandf/romart/het/footnotes/widowers.htm recalled]: <blockquote>WIDOWER'S WONDERFUL PRODUCTS appeared in the mag early on. [[Eric Needham]], my co-producer, did some bulk-buying to economise on his house-keeping, and confessed he was getting fed up with a steady diet of Batchelor's Baked Beans. After a discussion on the techniques of persuasion, Eric tried his hand at some advertising jingles for the products from an imaginary company — Widower's. I used the results as fillers in ''[[N&T]]'', and we found readers joining in with new jingles. There was a time when we had so many jingles on our hands that we had plans to produce a WIDOWER'S CATALOGUE...<br>And in the [http://www.htspweb.co.uk/fandf/romart/het/fanzines/nt03.htm third issue] of ''[[N&T]]'', Eric came up with the strange story of WIDOWER'S WART REMOVER. </blockquote>
 
In the 1980s, [[Harry Turner]] [http://www.htspweb.co.uk/fandf/romart/het/footnotes/widowers.htm recalled]: <blockquote>WIDOWER'S WONDERFUL PRODUCTS appeared in the mag early on. [[Eric Needham]], my co-producer, did some bulk-buying to economise on his house-keeping, and confessed he was getting fed up with a steady diet of Batchelor's Baked Beans. After a discussion on the techniques of persuasion, Eric tried his hand at some advertising jingles for the products from an imaginary company — Widower's. I used the results as fillers in ''[[N&T]]'', and we found readers joining in with new jingles. There was a time when we had so many jingles on our hands that we had plans to produce a WIDOWER'S CATALOGUE...<br>And in the [http://www.htspweb.co.uk/fandf/romart/het/fanzines/nt03.htm third issue] of ''[[N&T]]'', Eric came up with the strange story of WIDOWER'S WART REMOVER. </blockquote>

Revision as of 03:41, 18 September 2020

Widowers is a fictional Manchester, UK, department store created by Eric Needham, for which rhyming advertising jingles became a fannish fad after the first of them appeared in the second ish of Needham and Harry Turner’s OMPAzine, Now & Then (November 1954). An example by Needham:

         Judas hung himself from a bough
            A curious use for trees...
    What use to perish, no more to cherish 
            WIDOWERS WONDERFUL PEAS?

The best of these four-line verses have a completely absurd counterpoint between the first couplet and the product promoted in the last; a rhyme scheme of abccb, with an internal rhyme in the third line; and, ideally, do not rely on a preposition to begin the final line.

In the 1980s, Harry Turner recalled:

WIDOWER'S WONDERFUL PRODUCTS appeared in the mag early on. Eric Needham, my co-producer, did some bulk-buying to economise on his house-keeping, and confessed he was getting fed up with a steady diet of Batchelor's Baked Beans. After a discussion on the techniques of persuasion, Eric tried his hand at some advertising jingles for the products from an imaginary company — Widower's. I used the results as fillers in N&T, and we found readers joining in with new jingles. There was a time when we had so many jingles on our hands that we had plans to produce a WIDOWER'S CATALOGUE...
And in the third issue of N&T, Eric came up with the strange story of WIDOWER'S WART REMOVER.

The Widowers trend has periodically seen a revival, notably in the 1970s and ’80s, and in 2000, after Leah Zeldes Smith wrote a number of them as fillers for STET 9, including:

           Socrates, so wise, drank hemlock
             And that was the end of him
          So much for high thinking, you’re 
                 better off drinking 
               WIDOWERS LONDON DRY GIN

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See also Daffy Poetics, Poetry, Rich Lynch.



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