OCS

From Fancyclopedia 2, ca. 1959

Official Cheering Section, a one-time office of SAPS devolving upon the presumably prettiest unattached female member. Duties of the office were those involved in encouraging the OE, but when Wrai Ballard appointed Nancy Share she blasted him for designating her an "ox". He promptly demoted her to Common Ordinary Woman and only reinstated her in the normal SAPS office of Vice-President after group ingenuity had been exhausted in devising such alternate titles as Highly Entertaining Intellectual Female Egoboo Recorder and Pulchritudinous-Upper-Limbed Lovely Engaging Teaser.